… with the air conditioner running???

Dear Texas,
I thought we had an understanding. It’s autumn, remember? Tomorrow is the first day of December? It’s time for sweaters and cozy blankies and fires. This …

is not acceptable. Please advise where I may formally lodge a complaint. I hope that we can amicably resolve this issue and proceed with the seasons accordingly. Thank you for your attention and I look forward to your speedy adjustment.
Best Regards,
An Ohioan missing home